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What Are Marijuana Jokes?

Marijuana Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of marijuana jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
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#2
What happens when you give a cow marijuana?
The "steaks" get higher
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#3
I support legalized marijuana because if everyone
else is stoned I can trick them out of money.
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#4
So my friend tells me that he's thinking about creating a new strain of Marijuana called "Comcast".
It'll sound really good but it won't get you very high.
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#5
California legalized marijuana I guess
they had a high voter turnout.
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#6
What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?
Cheech Marinade!
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#7
2016: Sanders wins presidency 2017: Marijuana legalized
in all 50 states 20$x: lol what were we talking about
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#8
I just watched a documentary on marijuana.
I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
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#9
I watched a documentary on marijuana It was very enjoyable.
I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
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#10
Canada in view of recent events will be changing the maple leaf on the flag to a marijuana plant.
That way the people of Quebec will have good reason to burn the flag.
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#11
What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?
moo-dicinal
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#12
The most potent strain of marijuana has just been released to the
public reports say consumption has reached an all-time high
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#13
Doctor: are you an active marijuana user?
Me: not really, I usually just sit on the couch and play video games
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#14
*hands you a marijuana* "This one's called Air Bud.
It'll make you play basketball. Also it might turn you into a golden retriever."
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#15
I just watched a documentary on marijuana.
I think all documentaries should be watched that way.
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#16
What do you call a guy with two marijuanas?
Double jointed.
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#17
I think God is for the legalization of marijuana.
After all, the Bible is full of people getting stoned.
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#18
Marijuana doesn't kill your brain cells.
You're just an idiot.
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#19
I have just watched a documentary on marijuana.
I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
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#20
There's a bipartisan group petitioning for medical marijuana as an option for arthritis patients.
In other words, there's joint support for joint support for joint support.
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