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#1
Massacre between rival musicians at the Symphony Orchestra today, .
Authorities have condemned this act of Violins
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#2
(sees someone doing a texas chainsaw
massacre) um can you not
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#3
What is the worst part about the Orlando massacre?
Finding out that your son was gay.
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#4
Point of etiquette: When attending a chainsaw massacre, don't spend the entire time chainsawing one person.
Get out there and mangle.
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#5
You guys hear about the gummi bear massacre?
It was Haribo.
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#6
I used to know a real good joke about the Jonestown Massacre...
Man, it was a good one too. The punchline was killer.
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#7
What do Zack Snyder and The Jonestown Massacre have in common?
Sucker Punch.
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#8
I forgot the joke about the Jonestown Massacre.
All I remember is that the punchline killed
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#9
Why do so many kids die in high school massacres?
Because they aren't allowed to run in the corridors
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#10
JonesTown Massacre Do you know why you never hear any jokes about the JonesTown Massacre?
.......The punchline is too long!
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#11
I heard my lawnmower was going on a rampage...
It was going on a *grass*acre [Grass acre, grass massacre](#spoiler)
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#12
Why are their no jokes about the Jonestown Massacre?
Because the punchline is to long
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#13
Why don't we hear jokes about the Jonestown Massacre?
Because the punchlines are too long.
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#14
Do you know why so many American kids die in high school massacres?
It's because they're not allowed to run in the corridors.
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#15
I have this great joke about the Jonestown massacre but it's difficult to tell The punch line is sooo long.
Edit:typo
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#16
Would you like to hear a good joke about Jonestown Massacre?
Nah, nevermind, the punchline is too long.
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#17
Chainsaws: because "The Texas Weed-whacker
Massacre" just wasn't scary enough
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#18
Only ten more American gun
massacres until christmas
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#19
Why do many kids die in school massacres
Because they can't run in halls
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#20
All my chainsaws broke last night...
I guess you can call it a chainsaw massacre. I'll walk my self out now...
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