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#1
Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?
Because he's a cross product.
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#2
How do mathematicians count x-men?
Permutations.
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#3
What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?
Natural logs.
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#4
Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs?
They prefer fur mats.
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#5
What is a support group for lesbian mathematicians called?
Number Munchers!
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#6
Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?
Ryes over rum.
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#7
Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?
It's not their fault. May tricks them.
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#8
An infinite number of mathematicians walks into a bar...
The first order 1 beer, the second 2 beers, the third 3, and so on... The bartender doesn't pour anything and say "Yall own me 1/12 of a beer"
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#9
Favorite Cheese What is a mathematicians favourite cheese?
Dairylea Cheese Right Angles
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#10
Some mathematicians are on the negative
side, While others are quite positive.
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#11
What's a mathematicians favourite plant?
Any that has a square root!
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#12
What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?
Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.
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#13
What do you call a group of racist mathematicians?
The K^3
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#14
How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?
Indeterminate
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#15
There are only three kinds of mathematicians in this world.
Those who can add up and those who can't.
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#16
Where do Mathematicians sail?
Indices.
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#17
mathematician Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?
Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.
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#18
What do organic mathematicians put in their fireplaces?
Natural logs.
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#19
What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?
Square eyes
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#20
2 married mathematicians have fratenal twins They
name the boy Adam, and the girl Subtractam
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