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#1
What did Freddy Mercury have for breakfast?
Bacon and AIDS (I'm so sorry Freddy)
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#2
Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?
Because he found mercury in it.
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#3
Wait you *must* be the aunt I've heard soooo much about.
The one who looks like Freddie Mercury and laughs like a jackal. Is this her honey?
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#4
What's the most popular song at the new Freddie Mercury night club?
Dancing Queen.
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#5
Galactus is about to eat our solar system when he flips over the label
WARNING: CONTAINS MERCURY "No thanks, I'll eat something else."
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#6
My irritating fucking roommate contaminated our water with mercury...
Now I'm *really* mad!!
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#7
I hate it when people compare Freddy Mercury to God.
I mean God is great and all but he's no Freddy Mercury
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#8
Have you seen the documentary on Freddie Mercury's butthole?
It's called "Under Pressure".
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#9
Im making a heavy metal band...
Im thinking of naming it Lead-arsenic-mercury.
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#10
Someone's written an album about thermometers...
I've heard it's been nominated for a Mercury Prize.
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#11
It has been reported that listening to the band Queen links
to giving you autism due to the high Mercury content.
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#12
What do you call the mercury mine?
Hg wells
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#13
One day on Mercury lasts about 1,408 hours.
About the same as a common Monday on Earth.
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#14
Daughter asked me, "Dad, who is your favorite Queen?" I
said, "Friddie Mercury" And another one bites the dust.
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#15
Freddie Mercury: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me Chorus of Dads: HI JUST A POOR BOY, I'M DAD!
SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY
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#16
Mercury has a harsh climate, as the day time temperature is 430 degrees Celcius.
At night however, it freezes to -170 degrees Celcius. First world problems.
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#17
*something awful happens* *checks
if Mercury is in retrograde*
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#18
ah, mercury's going retrograde, that explains
why i accidentally squandered my entire youth
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#19
A Freddie Mercury Joke If you had sex with Freddie Mercury
and got AIDS, would that be considered Mercury poisoning?
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#20
I see Freddie Mercury has had an asteroid named after him.
His surviving family have said how great it is to finally have Freddie immortalized in rock, and really appreciate the sediment.
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