What Are Mes Jokes?
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#1
When I'm really bored at work I like to write "I'm watching you"
on the toilet paper a few squares in just to mess with people.
#2
The office supplier gave us some cheap toilet paper
and now we've got a real mess on our hands.
#3
If I had a time machine, I'd go back & mess with myself.
I'd delete and retweet frog my tweets monkey with random words giraffe inserted.
#4
A hot mess?
No, thanks. Sounds sticky and uncomfortable. I prefer my messes like I prefer my revenge: cold and served to someone else.
#5
[overhears wife complaining about me on phone] he's always overreacting
and making a mess *spits chocolate milk everywhere* ARE YOU SERIOUS?
#6
I like the religions where they're like "god left after he made
earth." that's exactly what I would do if i created this mess.
#7
Ramen again?
This guy's a mess. -mice in my kitchen
#8
If a British person calls 911 and says, "It's a bloody mess" how does the
operator know if there's blood or the person is just being British
#9
When grammar nazis correct me, I start to make errors on purpose to mess with them.
You can say I'm passive, aggressive.
#10
How to mess with people To REALLY mess with people,
try drinking Gatorade from a Windex bottle.
#11
SCIENTIST: The universe is a big mess of molecules bumping into each other.
ME: I like when pizza molecules bump into my mouth molecules.
#12
A dick has a sad life.
His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.
#13
The life of a Dick.
A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess; his family is nuts; his next-door neighbor is an asshole; his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him habitually.
#14
If we would have taught the West Africans how to cook their chicken
properly; we wouldn't be in this mess to begin with.
#15
You guys got any good old jokes (example inside) Example: Did you go to school by horse?
I like to mess with my tennis teacher, he is over 50 and he gives it right back to me by how bad i play.
#16
What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?
A real mess on your hands.
#17
Don't mess with me!
I've got a black belt... It's brown on the other side.
#18
Ain't no party like a Neal Brennan party cuz Neal
Brennan quietly resents you for making a mess.
#19
"Do you want to hold my baby?" Yeah nice try.
You got yourself into this mess you hold your own damn baby.
#20
I hate when I'm singing along to the Beastie
Boys and they mess up the lyrics.
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