What Are Message Jokes?
Message Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of message jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Me: Good night, moon.
[30 mins later] Moon: I thought you went to bed. I saw you favorite that tweet. Why aren't you reading my messages?
#2
[ring] Me: Hi Mom: You picked up.
Me: I know M: Why Me: You called M: I wanted to leave a message Me: Just tell me M: Hang up [ring] Me: Hi
#3
My girlfriend told me I was one in a million When I looked
through her text messages, I had to admit she was right.
#4
When you f**k up a coded message and
have to send it again Re morse
#5
What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
#6
"Hi I can't remember the name of this actress.You know her, she's in that movie you saw.
She's got that hair." -actual message from my mom
#7
The message in a bottle is probably my favorite form of communication
that involves throwing garbage in the ocean.
#8
"Two messages, Sir.
First, your tea has run out" "Correct English is 'you've run out of tea'. What else?" "You've walked out of wife"
#9
How does a farmer send messages?
By e-i-e-i-o-mail.
#10
If you play a Justin Bieber track backwards...
...You'll hear satanic messages. Even worse, if you play it forward, you'll hear Justin Bieber!
#11
I was in the supermarket when I got a message on my phone telling me there
were 24 singles in my area Think I'm going to delete the Kraft Cheese app.
#12
I have a doorbell chime for text messages.
I just checked my door twice. I don't have a doorbell. Line up boys. This kinda genius is rare.
#13
*Trains lightning bugs to spell* Karen, they have a message for u WILL YOU M- "Omg Yes!" OVE OUT?
Oh good. Here I packed your bags already.
#14
Stop leaving me messages.
If I ever wanted to talk to you again, I wouldn't have borrowed all that money.
#15
From the pilot during his welcome message: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry...
Unfortunately none of them are on this flight.
#16
My voicemail message is a 20 second
recording of me sighing.
#17
"SMH, SMH, SMH, hi, SMH, SMH" (a
text message from Muhammad Ali)
#18
I wish I could just "like" a text message
so I don't have to respond.
#19
wife: Would you ever want an open marriage?
me *messages every girl in my phone asking if they'd have sex with me* Umm *all respond no* Nah
#20
The year is 2036, President Jaden Smith is re-elected in a landslide after
making it illegal to respond to someone's text message with "K"
Why People Enjoy Message Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and message jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love message jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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