What Are Mike Jokes?
Mike Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of mike jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Mike Tyson wrecked a ship once...
who wouldda thunk it?
#2
What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?
A Puthy
#3
Mike: I'm really glad I wasn't born in France.
Jim: Why? Mike: I can't speak French.
#4
Why couldn't Mike Tyson go to the laundromat?
Because it was clothed.
#5
My wife once told me " Mike you're the only man who ever gave me
multiple orgasms", which pissed me off because my names not Mike
#6
Mike's dad has three sons..
Snap Crackle and...? Mike
#7
What do you get when you mix a black man with microwave chicken?
(May be offensive) Mike Tyson
#8
How does Mike Tyson say hatred?
Hate Thread!
#9
A guy named Michael was rushed to the emergency room one night and had to have heart surgery..
I guess you could say it was open Mike night.
#10
Hi, Faithbook!
itfs Mike Tyson
#11
A woman calls the nursing home to see how her father is doing...
'He's like a fish out of water.' 'You mean he's having trouble adjusting?' 'No, I mean he's dead.' -Mike Close-
#12
drank a Mike's Hard Lemonade & crashed my dirt bike into a mailbox RT @McDonalds Good morning!
How was your weekend?
#13
What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?
Are you Thor?
#14
Jersey Shore star Mike Sorrentino was indicted on tax charges
today The Situation does not look good legally.
#15
Fee Fie Foe Fum What is Fee Fie Foe Fum Fum Foe Fie Fee?
Mike Tyson's inmate number.
#16
What do you get if you cross a drummer with Mike Tyson?
A beatboxer.
#17
One day mike was praying god and suddenly god appears God: What do you want?
Mike: A job, Big Car and Lot of Girls God: Your wish is granted Poor Mike is Driver of Girls School Bus.
#18
Mike Tyson asks you: How do you think the unthinkable?
With an Itheberg
#19
The worst part of being named Michael is repeatedly being
broken up with via a text that states *drops Mike*
#20
What do Mike Jones and an owl have in common?
Who?
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