What Are Miles Jokes?
Miles Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of miles jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
-Honey, what made you fall in love with me?
-Your mother. -But my mother lives 5000 miles away. -That's why...
#2
Apparently the meteor passed within 17,000 miles of the planet last night.
Nearly as far away as my wife parks from the kerb.
#3
100% of car accidents happen within exactly five miles of something.
If you're within five miles of anything right now, move.
#4
"Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey, I know you're asleep but I just wanted to let you know that I'm like 14 miles away from your house right now!" -Trains
#5
What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?
A jet propelled elephant !
#6
The brake is on the left, the gas peddle is on the right, & the liquor store is 4 miles ahead.
-Me teaching my 3yr old niece how to drive
#7
Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday.
Well he should have got up earlier and caught the school bus like everyone else !
#8
I bet sometimes Captain America has to call Captain Canada for
help, like if he needs to convert miles into kilometers.
#9
President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles.
Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.
#10
A shark can sense a drop of blood from 3 miles away, and a mom
can sense you're not getting enough to eat from 10,000.
#11
Me: "Sorry I'm late.
Car trouble." Him: "What kind of car trouble?" Me: "It doesn't go 200 miles an hour to compensate for my late start."
#12
Trains do a pretty good job of letting
you know they're still 7 miles away.
#13
Portland is on fire and the nearest Trump voter is 300 miles away.
Democrats have a terrible ground game.
#14
I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said -Do you know the speed
limit is 55 miles per hour?- -Yes officer but I wasn't going to be out that long.-
#15
FRIEND: Make sure you walk her to her car [hours later after date]
HER: It's been 18 miles ME: I insist HER: But you drove both of us
#16
Baby elephants migrate hundreds of miles to find water.
My 6 year old is lying on the floor of the mall because I made him walk from the car
#17
Why is the LSU football team like my car?
They both used to have Les (less) Miles!
#18
I tell my daughter she has no idea how lucky she is.
When I was 12, I had to use a pay phone and walk 10 miles in the snow to get weed
#19
I was going to go to the gym and run 7 miles this morning to continue
trying to look good but then I remembered I own Photoshop.
#20
Exercising can add years to your life.
For example I jogged 4 miles today and now I feel like I'm 73.
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