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#1
right now mitt romney is trying to put
an entire loaf of bread in his mouth
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Mitt Romney
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#3
What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?
The one percent
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#4
Mitt Romney: "I believe marriage should be between
a man and a woman, and a woman, and a woman..."
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#5
Q: Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?
A: He wanted rich milk.
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#6
I want to do to your body what Mitt
Romney does to poor people.
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#7
Lindsay Lohan said she's voting for Mitt b/c "employment is really important
right now" Like it's Obama's fault no one wants to hire her.
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#8
Mitt Romney dissing Trump is like when an anime villain from the previous
arc teams up to help stop the new billion times more evil villain
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#9
Is it true there is an 'underground' organization supporting Mitt Romney?
Called "Sub-Mitt"?
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#10
I'm still not convinced
Mitt Romney was born.
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#11
The last US election had a candidate called Mitt, a devout Catholic and a candidate called Newt, a serial adulterer.
One was against same sex marriage and the other was against same marriage sex.
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#12
*wearing an apron and oven mitts* This is an old family
recipe *I take a bag of M&Ms out of the freezer*
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#13
Mitt Romney Runs
for president.
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#14
Mitt Romney is walking through heaven
when he runs into Barrack Obama
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#15
How is Mitt Romney like a failed sperm?
If you looked at them, you could only see a dick; and both ended up just an inch short
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#16
What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts?
He drops it like it's hot.
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#17
No power.
Mitt Romney : "8 Million Americans still have no power." Obama: "8 Million and one."
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#18
If you're a Mormon, and you have a mom, and you haven't been referring
to her exclusively as Mitt Momney...then why the hell are you Mormon?
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#19
Cosmo says "untamed va-jay-jays" are back in style.
Can't they call them car wash mitts like the rest of us?
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#20
What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?
Oven mitts.
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