What Are Momentum Jokes?
Momentum Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of momentum jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?
Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.
#2
Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?
When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.
#3
Why are quantum physicists so bad at sex?
Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.
#4
What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?
Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)
#5
Actually, conservation of angular momentum
makes the world go 'round.
#6
Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?
He was just minding his Ps and Qs.
#7
Why Heisenberg didn't have any kids the second he found the position he
lost the momentum, when he got momentum he couldn't find the position.
#8
Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?
When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.
#9
Why don't quantum physicists have sex?
When they find the position, they don't have the momentum. When they have the momentum, they can't find the position.
#10
Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?
Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position!
#11
Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?
Because they won't commute.
#12
Heisenberg's wife was unhappy...
because when he had the time, he didn't have the energy, and when he had the position, he didn't have the momentum. Credit to Greg and/or Terry from American Dad.
#13
Why did Heisenberg have a miserable sex life?
Because when he found the correct position, he didn't have the momentum, and when he finally found the time, he didn't have the energy.
#14
What's does a photon and Donald Trump have in common?
Both full of energy and momentum, both lacking substance.
#15
I was writing a joke about a stone rolling up a hill, but it lost momentum.
It still has potential.
#16
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
A: Conservation of momentum. _____ *Also, give me your best dark jokes, I've been out of it a few years and I need to get some new material.*
#17
Q: Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?
A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum. **X-post : /r/ScienceHumour**
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