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What Are Monday Jokes?

Monday Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of monday jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Everyone hates Mondays and Tuesdays
Even the weekdays go WTF
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#2
Instead of my usual Monday snark I'm going to be upbeat and have a great
day LOLJK today will ass rape my spirit animal with its angry fist.
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#3
This month has five Fridays, five Saturdays, and five Sundays but only FOUR Mondays.
You're welcome!
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#4
I've been watching women's volleyball and there has already been an injury...
But I'll be ok by monday.
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#5
What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?
The week force.
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#6
I just got a DM from a guy who said he was a Day Trader.
I offered him 3 Mondays for a Friday.
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#7
What do you call a person who is happy on a Monday?
Unemployed.
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#8
Nothing like an 8:00 meeting on a Monday morning to
remind you that your best years are behind you.
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#9
[sees co-worker the next day after failing to
kill him on purge night] mondays am i right?
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#10
As a man in his 70s I still manage to have sex with my wife almost every day...
Almost Monday, almost Tuesday....
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#11
I can always tell how good my weekend was by
how many pictures I have to untag on Monday.
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#12
What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?
A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.
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#13
can you start monday at 8?
"yes, thank you for the opportunity" [calls new boss at his home on sunday night] hello? "am or pm?"
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#14
Monday, you
deplete me.
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#15
I love Mondays...
It's when I take my weekly sarcasm class.
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#16
Throwing handfuls of parmesan cheese at someone while yelling "PARMAGEDDON!"
might just be the game-changer your Monday needs.
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#17
The Viking God Thor comes to Earth...
and spends all weekend shagging a woman with a harelip. On Monday morning he says to her "I am Thor". She replies "you're thor, I can't even pith!"
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#18
Monday is one of my favourite days
of the week--my 7th favourite.
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#19
Tough Monday, guys.
Had to fire Guadalupe for putting two left-footed socks together. Heavy heart because she basically raised me.
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#20
Wore my hair in a ponytail to Walmart and 4 people asked me to defend them in Drug Possession Cases.
Court starts Monday.
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What are the best Monday Jokes?
Our collection features 239 Monday Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Monday Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Monday Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Monday Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Monday Jokes are available?
We currently have 239 Monday Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Monday Jokes?
Monday Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Monday Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and monday jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love monday jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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What is a good Monday Jokes to share?
A good monday jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Monday Jokes safe for all ages?
Most monday jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Monday Jokes?
monday jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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