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Mother Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of mother jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Did you hear about the baby with the gigantic, record-setting head?
The mother called it a crowning achievement.
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#2
Every time I'm around my mother in law, I wonder
who is running hell in her absence.
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#3
I keep getting emails about penis enlargement.
The ones from my wife are starting to get personal, but it's the ones from my mother that really hurt.
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#4
My cat yells at me like
she's my mother.
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#5
Apparently being a mother is the hardest job in the world.
They're probably right. I can definitely see brain surgeons struggling to put Frozen into a DVD player.
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#6
Mother Paper Bag: We need to talk.
Teen Bag: *removes earbud* What? M: Your father was plastic. T: But - M: It's true. You're a mixed bag.
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#7
The Russian version of "How I Met Your Mother" is just
a single episode showing a guy browsing a web page.
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#8
"What's your name?" "I am Daenerys Targaryen, Mother of Dragons, Khaleesi
to Drogo's riders-" *Starbucks barista quits on the spot*
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#9
A little demon came home from school one day and said to his mother 'I hate my sister's
guts.' 'All right' said his mother 'I won't put them in your sandwiches again.'
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#10
So a finch asks his mother...
"Mom, why does my beak look different than yours?" She replies, "Well son, I hate to break it to you, but you're adapted."
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#11
What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?
One second mom, I'm coming!
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#12
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother?
He: My name is paul.
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#13
Remember that AMA guy whose mother slept with him because he had broken his arms?
She was adding incest to injury.
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#14
This world would be a much better place if some
people's mothers would've just had a headache.
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#15
David Attenborough voice "Amazing.
See how the youngest of the species always needs something when the mother is in the bathroom."
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#16
Why do Italian men grow mustaches?
To try to look like their mothers.
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#17
Your mother
.
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#18
What's the difference between Cheryl Crawford and dead embryos?
Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers ...
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#19
I had to quit my job as a Microsoft delivery man It got awkward
telling people I was giving word to their mother.
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#20
Please retweet my son, it would mean a lot to him, apparently his mother's love isn't enough for him.
#IfYourMomWroteYourTwitterBio
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