What Are Mountains Jokes?
Mountains Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of mountains jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Mountains aren't just funny
They are hill areas
#2
BAlls and Pen*s are best friends Balls to penis: why the fcuk you leave me when u see a hole or 2 mountains?
Penis: coz thats the only time i really need you
#3
Why are mountains so funny?
Because they are hill areas. I'll show myself out
#4
Mountains aren't just funny....
They're hill-areas!
#5
I like my coffee like I like my women...
beat up and dragged in a burlap sack over the Andes Mountains.
#6
What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?
I'm not really sure. The air is clean. The mountains are beautiful. The flag is a big plus.
#7
Mountains aren't just funny......
.......the are hill areas!!
#8
Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?
*because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"
#9
Mountains are funny.
They're hill areas.
#10
Ghost of Caesar: and what of my legacy?
what now bares my name? Buildings? Mountains? Me:uhh remember how you used to love romaine lettuce?
#11
Mountains aren't just funny.
They're hill areas.
#12
There's a lot of mountains high enough to keep me away from you.
You see that Everest mountain? Ain't no way I'm climbing that for you.
#13
I know they say faith..
I know they say faith can move mountains but we have all seen what it can do to skyscrapers.
#14
Vacationing in Switzerland "So did you enjoy the beautiful scenery?"
"I couldn't really see much because of the mountains."
#15
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Tied up in a burlap sack and dragged through the mountains.
#16
A wife comes home and says, "Pack your bags, honey, I just won the lottery!" The guy says, "Great darling.
Should I pack for the ocean or the mountains?" She says, "I don't care, get out!"
#17
While climbing barefoot up mountains to meditate, Ghandi would squeeze garlic into his mouth
to deal with hunger pains from fasting super calloused fragile mystic with extra halitosis
#18
I'm not sure faith can move mountains...
But we all know what it can do to skyscrapers. EDIT: Thanks for the love. More people have upvoted this post than have died in the attacks.
#19
Jesus and Mohammad are debating religion.
Jesus, with a smug smile, says: "My faith can move the tallest of mountains." Mohammad confidently replies: "How well does it do with skyscrapers, brotha?"
#20
What animal has bad memory and climbs mountains?
A Forgoat.
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