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Moustache Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of moustache jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Just saw a dude with a row of pimples that looked exactly like a sick handlebar moustache.
Nice one, puberty.
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#2
So I complimented my friend's majestic moustache.
No idea why she had to slap me though.
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#3
"You are terrible at metaphors." "Wow.
Jealousy is a bad moustache on you."
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#4
What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?
"Sorry guys, moustache!"
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#5
Pair of Twins I've been shagging a pair of twins recently, and my friend asked me "How do you tell the difference?".
I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"
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#6
Grandma's Moustache It's a well known fact that Cum helps hair growth, this
explains hair on men's knuckles but this doesn't explain Grandmas moustache
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#7
I moustache you a question but I'm
shavin' it for later Sean Connery.
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#8
Man: "I think I saw a UFO last night" UFO with fake moustache:
"Nah, it was probably one of them optical gases or something"
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#9
What's the difference between a gay man's moustache and a straight man's moustache?
The smell.
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#10
When I was having an affair with twins, people used to ask how I told them apart.
Well, Sue had brown eyes and Steve had a moustache.
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#11
What's the difference between a straight man's moustache and a gay man's moustache?
The smell.
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#12
I'm growing my prostate to raise
awareness for moustache cancer.
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#13
When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?
When her moustache is on fire!
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#14
I'm not crying.
I'm just watering my moustache.
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#15
Why do Italian men grow moustache's?
So they can look like their mother.
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#16
I have sex with my girlfriend and her twin.
How do I tell them apart? Her brother has a moustache.
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#17
*pops the hood* "Looks like the timing nut is gone on yer muffler belt" ..
Umm r u sure you work here? *lifts eye brow, moustache falls off*
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#18
*Adobe update puts on fake moustache and glasses* Hi,
my name is iOS 7, would you like to download updates?
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#19
Serious Question: Can I get a moustache by
kissing another guy with a moustache?
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#20
I admire women with the restraint to draw on their eyebrows.
I wouldn't be able to stop until I'd added glasses and a moustache.
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