What Are Movie Jokes?
Movie Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of movie jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Some lady brought a gaggle of pre-teens to the movie, sat them down next to us & then sat elsewhere.
I sold them all on the black market.
#2
By the end of their life, everyone will have appeared
in at least two Fast & Furious movies
#3
Well...
I like to think of it this way if we survived two fantastic 4 movies we could survive Ragnarok and hey we did good job world
#4
(Watching Liar Liar) Wife: If you couldn't lie for 24 hrs, how much longer would we be married?
Me: Until the end of this movie.
#5
Donald Trump is cancelling the Dawn Of Justice movie He's doing it
since one of the main characters, Superman, is an illegal alien.
#6
"That sucked." -Elephants who
just saw The Peanuts Movie
#7
Did you like the movie yesterday?
How is Jerry doing at school? It's a pity you broke up with Mark, he was OK. "Do I know you?" "I follow you on twitter."
#8
A man is asked why he can't see the Fifty Shades of Gray movie...
He replies, "I'm color blind and can only see 36 of them."
#9
What is the best city to stream a movie?
Buffa lo
#10
I blame movies for giving me unrealistic expectations about
how long I can look away from the road while driving.
#11
I have a habit of 5 starring bad movies on amazon because if
I wasted 90+ minutes on that crap, I want you to suffer too.
#12
*horror movie "The calls are coming from inside the house!" "Can you find out from where?
I want some chips but I'm too lazy to get up."
#13
Why wasn't Sarah Jessica Parker cast in "Seabiscuit"?
I don't think she auditioned for the movie, or was even considered for it. And she was busy with "Sex and the City" anyway.
#14
[jumps in getaway car after bank robbery] "They said no I couldn't
have any money" Damn it, they make it look so easy in the movies
#15
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except for one.
He's never gonna give you Up.
#16
I just bought a movie with 3.142 stars
out of 5 It was a pi rated DVD
#17
Have you seen the movie Constipated?
No? That's because it hasn't come out yet. Have you seen the movie Diarrhea? You can. It's still running.
#18
I love indie movies Me too, the best
one is the first one with the snakes
#19
I dont mind you texting during a movie as long as you dont mind me creeping
in your bedroom at 3am & doing Gangnam Style w a pack of hyenas.
#20
When people go underwater in movies, I like to hold my breath to see if I would've survived in that situation.
I almost died during finding nemo
Why People Enjoy Movie Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and movie jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love movie jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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