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Mr Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of mr jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I call the toilet at work Mrs.
Star Trek, because I just Shatner.
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#2
Are you a moment of Inertia?
Because you're MR (squared)
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#3
There's a marble statue of Mr.
Peanut sculpted by Michaelangelo in the basement of the Sistine Chapel that only the popes know about
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#4
Owls are like scary Mr.
Potato Heads that fly.
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#5
Mr.
Peanut was arrested for drunk and disorderly at a local Strip Club The arresting officer said it wasn't the first time he'd busted a nut in front of a stripper and it wouldn't be the last.
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#6
Famous Deaths happen in 3s...
Sunday it was Mr Fuji, Yesterday it was Gene Wilder, Today it was the Minnesota Vikings season.
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#7
Mrs.
Smith: Help me doctor! My son John swallowed the can opener! Doctor: Don't panic. He'll be alright. Mrs. Smith: But how do I open the can of beans?! The toast is getting cold!
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#8
If Mr.
Bigger has a baby, which one is bigger? The baby is, he's just a little Bigger.
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#9
Damn girl you like ice Tea Like Mr.
T but cooler
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#10
What happened at the Mr.
Softee when someone spiked the syrups with Viagra? The whole place turned into a Hardee's.
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#11
Every time the media has to report on Trump they should misspell his name and call him Mr.
Turnip until he loses his mind completely
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#12
Mr Peg, my Digital Photography teacher, just passed away.
Rest in peace Jay.
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#13
A little girl is having a tea party with her teddy bear....
"Would you like anything to eat Mr. Bear?" The bear responds:"No, I'm stuffed."
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#14
A black man, muslim, and an illegal alien walk into a bar...
And the bartender asks "What are you having Mr. President?"
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#15
The Grammar Nazis burst in.
"We know you're harbouring Jews, Mrs Gies" "There ain't no Jews here!" "Double negative! Search the attic, boys"
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#16
I was at the pub with the Mrs last night and I said, "I love you.' She said, "Is that you or the beer talking?" I replied, "It's me...
talking to the beer!"
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#17
The Fly and R Kelly A Fly buzzes up to R Kelly and asks "Mr Kelly could you please
sing me a song?" R Kelly pauses in thought then replies "I believe I can, fly".
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#18
Why did you drop the baby?
Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.
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#19
What is Mr.
T's favorite month? April, fools
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#20
DR DOG: *gives kid patient a sucker* MOM: what do u say KID: thanks mr
dog DD: kid I didnt go to med school for 56 years to be called Mr Dog
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Are Mr Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Mr Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
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Why People Enjoy Mr Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and mr jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Mr Jokes safe for all ages?
Most mr jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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mr jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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