What Are Murderer Jokes?
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#1
They say there is a murderer in every group I thought it's
jack, so i killed him before he could harm somebody.
#2
A priests asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Do you have any last requests?" "Yes," replies the murderer.
"Can you please hold my hand?"
#3
"I hate you but I'm not in hate with you." - Murderer delicately
explaining why he left a victim with only a light stabbing
#4
Give me a break, ouija board.
I don't need to know who was killed in this house. Just tell me how the murderer got away with it.
#5
Why did the physicist at the Hadron Collider get thrown in jail?
Because he was a mass murderer
#6
MURDERER: [looking for me] You better of hidden well or you're
dead ME: [under bed, tears in my eyes] It's better HAVE
#7
I keep a chalk outline of myself drawn outside my house so any murderers
think, "dang, someone's already got the murdering covered here"
#8
A cat's love is like nothing you've ever experienced unless
you've dated a completely aloof murderer with autism.
#9
What are the chances that Donald Trump has so annoyed people...
that even rapists and murderers don't want to be associated with him?
#10
[1st day as judge] Murderer: [waves at me] Me [waves back]: He seems
nice Lawyer: He killed six people Me: He probably didn't mean it
#11
I love jokes about South Africans...
who doesn't like making fun of a bunch of murderers, rapists and thieves.
#12
Instead of yelling "Hello?" when u think a murderer's in your home, say
"Goodbye" Then if he's there he'll be like well OK guess I'm leaving
#13
[Being murdered] (with every stab, i move my body so that the murderer
strikes acupuncture points which, to his dismay, makes me feel great)
#14
A Jihadist, a paedophile and a mass murderer walks into a gay bar.
What is he doing? Killing the patrons for being sinful.
#15
A lawyer, a tax-man and a murderer jump off a cliff in a race to the bottom.
who wins? society
#16
If a person becomes a murderer they go to jail If
a cop becomes a murderer they get paid vacation.
#17
Why did the masturbating murderer turn himself in?
He came to his senses.
#18
My Friends and The Catholic Church Most people accuse me of being a wanker.
Not the Roman Catholic Church. They call me a mass murderer!
#19
I never close my eyes in the shower because that's
how murderers know when to show up and kill you.
#20
I've been hearing a lot about mass murderers lately....
It must be a scary time to be catholic.
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