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#1
My car broke down today.
It confessed to a series of hit-and-run murders back in 2006.
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#2
My favorite genre of rap is bragging about all the murders you committed
then complaining the cops pull you over for no reason.
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#3
Why are redneck murders hard to solve?
No dental records and the DNA is all the same.
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#4
What am I doing today?
Well I forgot my headphones so probably murders.
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#5
Why are redneck murders so hard to solve?
Because it ain't murder if they had it comin'!
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#6
Doctor: Have you quit smoking yet?
Me: Has there been a string of unsolved murders in the news? Doctor: No. Me: Then, no, I haven't.
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#7
"Jess is coming over" "Jess who indiscriminately murders
people or-" *Gets stabbed to death* "Yes"
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#8
What is it called when a black man murders his friends?
Homiecide
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#9
Die Hard (1988) A shoeless New Yorker murders a bunch
of people at his wife's office Christmas party.
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#10
"I bet all those murders are done by that hooded guy whose always running
around rooftops w 17 weapons on him."-Nobody in Assassin's Creed
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#11
What do you call someone who murders a hundred people with a potato masher?
A mash murderer.
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#12
My husband purchased his 4th book about a wife whose husband murders her for having an affair.
I wonder if I should warn my boyfriend.
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#13
What is the difference between New York City and the deep south?
In the deep south they at least had a show trial before letting murders walk free.
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#14
[murders Aquaman with some super
absorbent paper towels]
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#15
A murder A man walks into a crowded bar, pulls out a knife, and murders another man.
Then he walked out. * I bet you laughed, this joke is a *killer*
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#16
What do you call research to implicate dictators of other countries for murders by biological warfare?
...Foreign sick science.
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#17
Home buying tips: -Up & coming area = Murders -Good for young professional
= Cheap bc of murders -Open layout = See murders from the kitchen
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#18
What do you call a sea creature that murders people?
A Serial Kriller.
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#19
Some consider Romeo and Juliet a tale of true romantic love...
But only if you consider 2 underage kids in a relationship that lasted 3 days causing 2 suicides and 3 murders romantic...
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#20
I just watched a movie where a serial killer murders people then cooks their dead bodies...
It was a heartwarming story from start to finish
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