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Muslims Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of muslims jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do you call non-muslims that rides motorcycle?
Kafir rider
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#2
Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?
Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.
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#3
How do Muslims laugh?
Muahahahamed Note: I don't have any prejudices against Islamic people.
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#4
Where do muslims go when they die?
To the ethereal startrek convention.
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#5
Geez guys Not all Muslims are ISIS...
Some are Al-Qaaeda or Taliban.
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#6
What kind of weed do muslims smoke?
Quranic
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#7
What U.S.
state was founded by Muslims? Allah-bama
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#8
Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?
To the Allahu Akbar
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#9
What's a Jihadist Muslims least favorite sex position?
The Eiffel tower
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#10
What do you call a bunch of wealthy muslims?
Ballah ballah ballah ballah ballah
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#11
How many Muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Allah them
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#12
The other day I wrote a post
about muslims It blew up!
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#13
KANYE: I made Taylor Swift famous TRUMP: We should ban all Muslims KANYE:
BILL COSBY INNOCENT TRUMP: THE POPE SUCKS KANYE: damn ur good
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#14
So Porsche released a Jewish Car...
The Yom KiPorsche, since the Muslims already had the Porsche 911
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#15
"Y dnt u Muslims tell ISIS to stop" Ok hold up *pulls out iphone* "Yo
ISIS habibi,its me plz stop" ISIS:"ok habibi sorry,shisha tonight?"
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#16
Condoms 1272AD - Arab Muslims invent the first condoms using the lower intestine of goats.
1856AD - English farmers improve on the idea by first removing the intestine from the goat.
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#17
Why do Muslims not eat pork?
Because MaHamHid
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#18
How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other?
"Aloha Akbar!"
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#19
Religious groups put on performances for an audience The Christians put on a hell
of a show, the Jews knocked their socks off, but the Muslims blew them all away.
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#20
Where do muslims go when they die?
Everywhere.
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