What Are Names Jokes?
Names Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of names jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
When I see lover's names on a tree, I don't think it's sweet...
... I think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
#2
A chinese couple moves to Africa and the woman soon becomes pregnant.
9 months later, the woman gives birth to a half African and half Chinese baby. The man names the baby Sum Ting Wong.
#3
When I see names carved into a tree I don't think it's cute, I
just think its strange how many people take knives on a date.
#4
We've replaced the names of the foreign countries & leaders in Trump's speech with the names of IKEA furniture.
Let's see if he notices
#5
I've been called a lot of names but "designated
driver" was never one of them.
#6
7 is asleep, 8 is on his iPad, and 12 is all like
"hey dad, why don't you remember our names"
#7
When you start trying to pick out names for a baby, you
realize how many jerks you know with different names.
#8
i hope jessica biel names
her first child 'batmo"
#9
I just realized Alaska has some really
weird city names Did Juneau that?
#10
Can you name all of Santa's reindeer?
No, they already have names.
#11
[Whole Foods] Woman: MY COCONUT WATER BROKE!
*I drive her to the hospital and she names her first coconut after me*
#12
Adorable idea.
Colleagues have been writing names on their food in the office fridge. I am currently eating a yoghurt called Debbie
#13
England soccer team have got a new captain today His names George
Smith and he'll be flying the A380 back to Heathrow..
#14
Name's Bond.
James Bond. *Drinks martini* Jame's Bond. Names Bond. *drinks another martini* Bame's Jond. *Drinks 1 more* THIS IS MY SONG WOO
#15
Lots of nouns have particular GROUP names.
A MOB of kangaroos, a HERD of cattle, a TEAM of footballers. What is the name for a group of Bankers? A WUNCH.
#16
How did the two Irish gay guys know they were meant for each other?
Their names are Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald.
#17
Black names Once you've heard
one, you've heard Jamal.
#18
Can you guys give me the names of some famous athletes and prisoners?
I'm making a pros and cons list.
#19
2 first names I don't trust people with 2 first names: Paul Ryan, Larry David,
Martin Lawrence, Saddam Hussein http://www.twitter.com/HireMeImFunny
#20
How do the Chinese come up with names for their kids?
They throw a tin can down the stairs.
Why People Enjoy Names Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and names jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love names jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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