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Nerve Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of nerve jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
"Why don't you just tell her how you feel?" "Well,
alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."
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#2
So sorry I hit a nerve.
I was actually aiming for a major artery.
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#3
Thank God lent is over....
not using condoms was definitely getting nerve-wracking.
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#4
So a group of nerve cells are mingling for the first time.
They look really nervous.
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#5
These days my boss has been getting on my nerves.
See I'm a brick layer and he is always yelling to layer the bricks faster and faster... These days everyone wants instant stratification.
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#6
A friend in need is a friend indeed, but a friend'
that is ALWAYS in need is getting on my nerves.
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#7
You know what really gets on my nerves?
myelin
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#8
TIL there is a nerve that runs from the tear duct to the anus.
If you don't believe me, let me pull a hair from your ass and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye.
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#9
Son hunted 4 part of our family dinner 2night!
With steady nerve & calm focus, he tracked down the hot dog buns for us at the grocery store.
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#10
My neighbour knocked on my door at 2.30AM Can you believe the nerve of some people?
Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums.
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#11
What did the clitoris say to her therapist?
"I'm a bundle of nerves right now!"
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#12
Pedophiles really get on my nerves...
They're fucking immature assholes.
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#13
When I walk through the produce aisle I feel that the fruit is conspiring against me, and that gets on my nerves....
I don't know, maybe I'm just pear-annoyed.
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#14
I don't know what is more nerve wrecking...
this first kiss or the first fart.
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#15
Looking in the mirror trying to grow up the nerve to ask my true love out.
I hope I say yes.
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#16
Robot Nerves Why are robots never afraid?
Because they have nerves of steel
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#17
I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me; mistakenly as it
were because I have the nerves of a guinea pig and puke when I cry.
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#18
Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?
Because it didn't have the nerves.
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#19
are u nervous?
do u hav nerves? dont wory. just take a deep breath. BUT NOT TOO DEEP!!! dont want ur lungs to pop. dont want that to hapen
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#20
There are 7 trillion nerves in the human body
and some people manage to get on every one.
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