What Are Net Jokes?
Net Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of net jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
"This credit crunch is worse than a divorce.
I've lost half my net worth and I still have a wife."
#2
Knock Knock Who's there !
Becca ! Becca who ? Becca the net !
#3
The Fish Net Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?
A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.
#4
[a spider watching soccer when someone kicks
a ball into the net] hell yeah, now eat it
#5
If only Africa had more mosquito nets...
We would save millions of innocent misquitos dying from AIDS
#6
Let's hold off calling dolphins the smartest animal
until they stop getting caught in nets.
#7
Pride is what you feel when your kids net $143 from a garage sale.
Panic is what you feel when you realize your car is missing.
#8
My dog likes to sit down each evening and surf the Net.
What an intelligent animal! Not really it took the cat three weeks to teach him.
#9
Thanksgiving Prank - Pregnant Turkey http://tjmix.net/index.php/videos?task=latest&id=557&sl=latest&layout=simple
#10
Net flips and krill?
- killer whale text
#11
[space mission studying behaviour of snakes on the moon] astronaut: "we
should've taken our own" astronaut holding net: "just keep looking"
#12
Connor O'Connor walked out of a bar...
[because hes irish!](http://replygif.net/i/1083.gif) ...thats pretty much the joke.
#13
Have you heard of the new fishing net technology that is 300% more effective?
cod damn it
#15
Anything I search on the internet just shows weird porn...
What is the world coming to?? [ https://explosm.net/comics/2576/ ]
#16
robbing hood http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?&id=HN.608026807890022015&w=300&h=300&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0
#17
My love is like a candle...
(Fixed) http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/32850407.jpg
#18
I saw a sign in a shop- Mosquito nets 10' I didn't
even know bugs could play the lottery.
#19
For two years in high school, I took guitar lessons.
Something interesting I learned is that guitar resale nets a 45% loss.
#20
If Africa had more mosquito nets...
...we'd save millions of mosquitos from dying of Aids each year
Why People Enjoy Net Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and net jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love net jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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