What Are Nirvana Jokes?
Nirvana Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of nirvana jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Did you hear about the Nirvana tribute act?
They played some original songs yesterday. One was called 'Smells Like Kurt's Spirit'.
#2
Damn girl are you a Nirvana
album because...nevermind.
#3
What will it take to reunite Nirvana?
Two more bullets.
#4
What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?
"Smells Like Teen Spirits"
#5
I met a girl named Nirvana yesterday...
I asked her "Did your parents give you than name while you were still In Utero?". She was like "What?".. I just shook my head and said "Nevermind...".
#6
I was about to tell a DUMB Nirvana joke, but....
NEVERMIND.
#7
Buddhist Monk sees kid in Nirvana t-shirt: "You like Nirvana?
What's your favorite step on the 8-fold Path?" Kid: Nevermind "Yeah, me, too."
#8
What has 2 heads and six legs?
Nirvana
#9
To say Nirvana wasn't the most influential early 90s band would be...
A denial, a denial, a denial, a denial...
#10
"I will take a nirvana sandwich."
"One with everything"
#11
What is the most mind blowing state
an indian can experience Nirvana
#12
[first date] HER: I totally love Nirvana ME: Oh yeah?
Name one of their albums HER: Nevermind ME Okay, forget about it then
#13
GURU: You have achieved the state of sakrdagamin: you will reach nirvana
within seven lifetimes ME: [slipping him a $20] How about six
#14
When I listen to Nirvana I want to blow
my head off with the nearest shotgun.
#15
What is a Canadian's favorite nirvana song?
All Apologies
#16
15: MOM, WHERE'S MY NIRVANA SHIRT?!
Me: Name THREE songs & I'll help you look for it. 15: ...
#17
Is it weird that Nirvana's In Utero album cover turns me on?
No wait, it isn't In Utero. It's...Nevermind
#18
A Hindu candle company has released a "Nirvana" scented candle.
It smells like teen spirit.
#19
I was going to tell a Nirvana joke, but...
Nevermind.
#20
Can someone help me decide which Nirvana album to buy?
Wait, Nevermind
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