What Are Northern Jokes?
Northern Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of northern jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?
Yak the Ripper
#2
My company moved offices and wanted to transfer my
job to northern Canada But I was having nunavut.
#3
TIL javelins were invented in a region of northern France..
Britanny Spears.
#4
How much of northern Canada is livable?
*Nunavut*
#5
Why do southern girls get pregnant so much more than northern girls?
Because it takes them so much longer to say "Kaaa-WIT!"
#6
CALIFORNIA Q: How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Hella.
#7
If an airplane from West Africa was flying during the Northern Lights, and there was a sick passenger onboard...
...would it be Aurora Ebola-alis?
#8
What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture...
What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland? Aurora boring Alice.
#9
What does a horny man living in Northern Russia need?
He needs two jacket.
#10
What do you call a person of mixed heritage from eastern Turkey/northern Iraq, and from Wisconsin?
A Cheese Kurd.
#11
If there is a Wessex, Sussex, and Essex why isn't there a northern county similarly named?
Cause then there would be Nosex!
#12
A Northern Virginian dies and wakes up in Hell He
is surprised that Maryland can wake the dead.
#13
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time ..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit ..."
#14
They told me I had to move to Northern Canada.
I said I want none of it.
#15
Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?
Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.
#16
What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?
Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.
#17
A northern californian sees alot of helicopters in the sky...
...he turns to his friend and says, "Hella Copters"
#18
How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Hella
#19
A Scotsman walks into a bar..
..the Welshman, Northern Irishman and the Englishman were meant to tag along but they went to the Euros.
#20
What did the monkeys say when they saw the Northern Lights?
Ooooooh, aaaaaah...
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