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#1
What did Indian Ocean said to Atlantic Ocean?
Nothing.. They just waved.
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#2
What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?
Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.
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#3
Nothing better than shutting the door and jerking off after a
long day And it's even better if the uber has heated seats
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#4
There's nothing more disappointing for a woman than finding out a
bearded guy in a flannel shirt is a hipster and not a lumberjack.
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#5
Republicans see nothing wrong with letting their children play "Cowboys
and Indians." Democrats don't either as long as the Indians win.
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#6
I had to fire my driver today So now I have all
this money, and nothing to chauffeur it.
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#7
Nothing enrages me more than a pop-up ad
that MOVES SO YOU CAN'T CLICK THE X.
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#8
There's nothing more difficult than trying to convince
a narcissist that you don't like them.
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#9
Guy goes to his psychotherapist wearing nothing but some transparent
underpants the doctor says, "I can clearly see your nuts"
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#10
I'm getting really tired of this shit No, seriously, I've been sitting here
pushing for like 25 minutes but nothing will come out and I'm exhausted.
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#11
You might as well shoot for the stars because...
Best case scenario you succeed and are immediately vaporized into nothing. Worst case scenario you miss and fade into the endless void of nothing.
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#12
"Nothing rhymes with orange"
No it doesn't.
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#13
What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
Nothing. It just let out a little wine.
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#14
I was talking to Marcel Marceau the other day.
You know what he said? Nothing he's dead
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#15
To all the virgins out there
Thanks for nothing!
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#16
What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else?
I can clearly see your nuts!
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#17
"Hi, I'm Garfield, a cat who hates Mondays.
But I'm here to tell you that there's nothing lasagna' about global warming."
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#18
Whoever said nothing good comes easy
Never had a premature ejaculation.
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#19
For people who say "nothing is impossible", that's crazy.
I've been successfully doing nothing for several years now.
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#20
3-year-old girl My 3-year-old niece, stomping her feet in anger, making faces.
Me: What's wrong ? 3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman :-o
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