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What Are Nozzle Jokes?

Nozzle Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of nozzle jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
It's cute that the NRA thinks guns could defend you from a government that
has a high fructose corn syrup nozzle up every citizens' asshole.
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#2
When I was done filling my tank, a little bit of gas leaked out of the nozzle onto the ground.
I actually felt my peener nod with empathy.
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#3
Why did the former porn actor get fired from his job as a gas station attendant?
Right before the tanks were full, he would pull out the nozzle and spray gas all over the car.
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#4
I had a balloon with the reddit logo on it and I put it on the nozzle of a can of helium.
It blew up pretty fast.
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#5
How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?
Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.
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#6
What do a gas pump nozzle and a penis have in common?
No matter how much you shake them, they still leak a little bit when you try and put them away.
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#7
[maybe NSFW] How can you tell that a porn star works at your local gas station?
Right before he's done filling the tank he pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the trunk of your car.
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#8
Why did the former porn actor get fired from his job as a gas station attendant?
Right before the tanks were full he would pull out the nozzle and spray gas all over the car.
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#9
How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?
He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!
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#10
Pro Tip: If you see a girl shake the gas nozzle
after filling up, she's got a wiener.
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#11
How can you tell it's a porno actor filling up his car at the next pump?
Just before he gets to twenty bucks he pulls out the nozzle and shoots it all over the trunk.
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#12
Did you hear about the ex-porn star who got fired from the gas station?
Every time he got close to filling the tank, he'd pull the nozzle out and spray gasoline all over the car.
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#13
How can you tell when a man pumping gas is a male porn star?
Right before the gas stops pumping, he pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car.
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#14
I'm curious: Do girls shake the gasoline nozzle
when they're taking it out of their cars too?
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Are Nozzle Jokes suitable for everyone?
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Why People Enjoy Nozzle Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and nozzle jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Most nozzle jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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