What Are Npr Jokes?
Npr Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of npr jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I like NPR because you always know how much saliva
is inside every announcer's mouth at all times.
#2
Purchasing a rain barrel often leads to buying more water collecting devices I guess you could say a rain barrel is a gateway jug.
(Modified from a story heard on NPR) : )
#3
So, Bruce Jenner wants to become a women, eh?
He's already got the driving part down. http://www.npr.org/2015/02/08/384663218/bruce-jenner-involved-in-fatal-car-crash
#4
Listening to NPR during fundraising campaigns has prepared
me to ignore my kids when they ask for money.
#5
if theres 'national public radio'?
(npr) is there also 'private public schools'?
#6
NPR recently did an interview with on one of the key lobbyists trying to preserve the penny.
He described himself as an agent of change in Washington.
#7
NPR is reporting terrorists are using twitter.
I call bullshit. After logging on, most of us aren't motivated enough to get dressed
#8
NPR recently started a heavy metal band.
'All Things Dismembered'
#9
Heard this on NPR- Did you hear about the guy who got the left side of his body cut off?
He's all right though.
#10
WEIRD BUT TRUE: If you put enough granola in the tailpipe
of a Prius, a Slam Poet will receive a Tote Bag from NPR.
#11
Made this up a few years ago listening to NPR What do you call music about climate change?
An Al Gore-rhythm
#12
"This is NPR." Yeah, we know.
You just spent the past 4 minutes whispering the news over a jazz saxophone solo.
#13
Allow me to translate: when NPR says "hip hop
culture," they're talking about black people.
#14
*pulls up to a red light with
my windows down blasting NPR*
#15
Missed connections: I was the guy in the Subaru listening to
NPR; You were the river I briefly considered driving into.
#16
My wife gets her news from NPR.
I get mine from Twitter. Guess which one of us knew about planking first? Suck it, legitimate media.
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