What Are Nurses Jokes?
Nurses Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of nurses jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What do slutty nurses
go as for Halloween?
#2
Me: "Hi, do nurses still give sponge baths?" Nurse: "Sir, you're
just here for a blood pressure reading..." *pulls pants back up*
#3
Now I know why they call her "head nurse" It's because she is
in charge of the other nurses...not what I was hoping for.
#4
How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?
One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.
#5
Why do nurses smack newborn babies on the back before handing them over to their parents...
To knock the dicks off of the stupid ones
#6
I can tell we still live in a sexist society because...
Doctors still make more money than nurses.
#7
How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None - They just have a nursing assistant do it.
#8
A nurse was showing some student nurses through the hospital.
"This will be the most hazardous section in the hospital for you. The men on this floor are almost well."
#9
I had a colonoscopy done the other day and I think it went really well...
As I was walking out I overheard the nurses talking about me and I could hear one saying "What an asshole!"
#10
My 9 year old son just told me this one Q: What do you call 5 doctors and nurses on a ship?
A: A decade Ba dum tish.
#11
I went into hospital for keyhole surgery.
I woke up with lock-jaw. The nurses are still looking into it.
#12
What is similar between students with mental health issues and nurses giving vaccinations?
They both tend to shoot up schools.
#13
Playing doctors and nurses with the wife in the bedroom last night didn't go very well.
Especially when I diagnosed her as clinically obese.
#14
Based on the number of nurses on twitter, I now
know why I'm bleeding to death in the ER.
#15
Why do the nurses give the old men in retirement homes Viagra?
To keep them from rolling out of bed
#16
"Do you want to play doctors and nurses?" *flirty giggle* "ok..." "I'm a specialist.
The earliest I can see you is May next year"
#17
Interns think of God residents pray to God
doctors talk to God nurses ARE God.
#18
Is there an app that makes the flatline noise?
Bet I could freak out some nurses.
#19
Society has this weird perception that nurses are the most nurturing parents.
My kids: My arm hurts when I move it!! Me: Then don't do it.
#20
I had surgery today...
It was touch n go at first until the doctor came in and made me stop playing grab ass with the nurses.
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