What Are Objects Jokes?
Objects Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of objects jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What do you call a water bottle that objects?
A rebuttle
#2
Astrogeologists: do telescope/remote sensing on distant objects.
Astrologists: use horoscope/do not remotely make sense/object when dissed.
#3
Trying 2 improve my self image, so I placed a note on my mirror
that reads "objects are smaller than they appear."
#4
Judging by the amount of times I accidently cut myself on sharp objects
it's probably just as well real lightsabers aren't available yet.
#5
When a clown sheds its skin, it rubs its head against hard objects, causing the stretched skin to split.
The skin is often left in one piece
#6
Sometimes programming gets dirty...
holes[h].insert(new Objects.ConcretePillar(), new Vec2());
#7
My girl friend is a sex object.
When I ask for sex, she objects.
#8
The Navy should develop something based on "gaydar" that would
allow ships & planes to recognize approaching objects.
#9
It's 2014 and somehow we still don't have a car mirror that
can make objects appear exactly as far away as they are.
#10
The pun-ishment of notes When notes get in treble, bass-ically they get put behind bars.
The alto-nate punishment is to push them off a clef and hope they land flat on sharp objects.
#11
My professor just said that the particle of light is like a bullet...
The black objects absorb more.
#12
"What's funny?" The microwave beeping as you walked backwards.
"Why's that funny?" Because large objects beep going in reverse, Diane.
#13
I bet Lady Gaga covers herself in glue and
just rolls around in random objects.
#14
Rule: If thou has a Macbook, thou shall always taketh
photos of objects with the Macbook in the background.
#15
Men treat women like objects.
Weird men treat objects like women.
#16
My therapist told me today that I need to stop talking to inanimate objects,
but I mean he's just a lamp so what does he really know anyway
#17
What do you call the useless objects a company possesses?
Asshats (assets - asshats)
#18
You really shouldn't anthropomorphize in animate objects.
They really don't like it.
#19
Just as bugs are drawn to bright lights, so are
my toes drawn inexplicably to hard objects.
#20
"My captors continue to taunt me with
bizarre little dangling objects..."
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