What Are Occurs Jokes?
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#1
Request: Your best British vs American jokes Reading jokes it occurs to me how different humour is on the other side of the pond.
What's your favourite British vs American jokes?
#2
Every time I use a public bathroom, one thought occurs..."Seriously?
This many people have Sharpies on them at all times?"
#3
[murder occurs] ME: how terrible.
why can't we love each other [someone slightly inconveniences me] ME: I will execute your entire family
#4
I always keep an old key and a map with random X's all over it in my
pocket so that shortly after my death occurs a treasure hunt ensues.
#5
"It is scary how much false attribution of
quotes occurs on Twitter." - Mark Twain
#6
What do you get when an argument occurs on a camping trip?
A tents atmosphere
#7
An important phone call is something that occurs
when there's no better excuse to ignore someone.
#8
Why did the blind man become Hitler?
Because he could **Nazi.** *(disclaimer may have to read aloud for joke to occur, if laughing occurs for more than 4 seconds please contact your doctor)*
#9
You know, it occurs to me that my ceiling fan is inherently indecisive...
Any time I ask it a question, it only ever responds with "HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"
#10
Doritos has a new snack called "Taco Explosion" so I'm suing Frito Lay
for stealing my term for what occurs an hour after eating Taco Bell.
#11
Why is the media making such a big deal about the olympic swimmer's period?
It's a perfectly normal female body function that, according to my wife, occurs 2-3 times per month.
#12
What does a cow produce when an
earthquake occurs MILKSHAKE
#13
As I sit here naked in Hugh Jackman's hotel room, it occurs to
me that I might have mixed up my bucket list with my wife's.
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