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Octopus Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of octopus jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles
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#2
How does an octopus go to war?
Armed.
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#3
Why did the octopus blush?
He'd just seen the bottom of the ocean!!!!
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#4
HYPNOTIST: YOU ARE FEELING SLEEPY ME: kinda safe bet there HYPNOTIST:
YOU WILL DANCE LIKE AN OCTOPUS ME: again, still no surprises.
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#5
-Can you describe the jellyfish that stung you?
-Yes, it looked like a lazy toddler tried to draw an octopus.
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#6
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
10-tickles.
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#7
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles
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#8
How do you make an octopus laugh?
By giving it ten tickles *badumts*
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#9
How does an octopus go to war ?
Well-armed !
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#10
How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?
Because it's always ten-to-cool time...
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#11
Why does an octopus have 8 tentacles instead of 6?
(OC) Because even god thinks "Sextapus" sounds ridiculous. (Note: For purposes of this joke, god both exists, and prefers latin.)
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#12
Octopus!
how many tickles does it take to make a octopus laugh? ten tickles!!
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#13
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus?
I don't know, but it sure can pick strawberries.
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#14
What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?
Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.
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#15
Most days I wish I were an octopus
so I could slap 8 people at once.
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#16
What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?
An octobrave. I'm sorry.
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#17
"Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus" is on, followed by "Mega Shark vs Crocasaurus".
Nice job, SyFy. Way to GIVE AWAY THAT GIANT OCTOPUS LOSES.
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#18
Thinking of having kids?
Practice getting small children ready to play in the snow by wrestling a pair of gloves onto an angry octopus.
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#19
COP: You seen an escaped evil octopus?
ME: No COP: [looks up] Nice chandelier ME: Thanks COP: Why is it wet? ME: Um COP: And holding 8 guns?
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#20
The ocean is full of sharks, jellyfish, man-eating octopus, and nightmare
whales, but make sure you wait a half-hour after eating to go in.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and octopus jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love octopus jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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