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What Are Oh Jokes?

Oh Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of oh jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
So a polar bear walks into a bar...
and says, "I'll have a gin.....and tonic" The bartender says, "What's with the big pause?" And the polar bear says, "Oh, I've always had them."
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#2
A robot walks into a bar...
The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve robots!" Robot says, "Oh, but someday you will."
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#3
The Hydrogen + ion got into a fight with the Hydrogen Oxide - ion online
The H + called the OH - too basic and the OH - called the H+ to acidic.
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#4
Oh yeah bro?
That's not what your mom said last night. I don't think so, anyway. It was a long conversation. She sounds well. Lovely person.
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#5
[bono dressed as magician] "think of a song any song" purple haze "right n- no, a U2 song" oh ok um..
elevation? "ok now.. check your phone"
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#6
My mom wants a new cooking skillet for Christmas.
I haven't got the dough, but oh well, we'll see how things pan out.
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#7
Slaves be like "Oh, you worked four years for
your Bachelors?" I worked 50 for my Masters
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#8
[spelling bee] Your word is 'impossible' "Oh, well
I guess no point in trying" *walks off stage*
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#9
"Hi, I'd like a Junior McChicken and a cheeseburger please." "$3.23." "Oh, and a bottle of water." "$87.54.
Please drive thru."
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#10
Everyone on the planet is such a hypocrite and
so self-centered Oh, except for me of course
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#11
Cop: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
Me: "OH NO THIS COP HAS AMNESIA!!!"
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#12
*bursts into starbucks* Me: DO YOU GUYS HAVE A POWER OUTLET Barista:
yeah over there Me: oh thank god *plugs in a mechanical bull*
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#13
A Chess Shop A man walks into a chess shop, and going over to the small asian manager, he asks if he can purchase a piece.
The manager says, "Oh sure. Take a rook."
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#14
Doctor doctor I'm having difficulty sleeping.
Doctor: Well maybe it's your bed. Oh I'm all right at night it's in the day I have problems.
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#15
I've got 40 raisins in my savings account
...oh no wait, that's my currant account.
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#16
What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?
Oh give it arrest.
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#17
ME:[defending myself] Oh yeah??
Well I got 5 words for you buddy: please be nice to me
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#18
Oh nothing, just standing next to my computer
browsing the internet on my phone
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#19
[1st date] HER: I'm such a nerd!
I love when a guy talks sciency HIM: Oh haha [to waiter] A salad with umm *sweating* kilo-island dressing
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#20
[sees crush] Oh you're going to the mall?
Wow weird me too. I totally need a new *tries to think of something at the mall* escalator
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and oh jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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