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Opera Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of opera jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
My wife told me to kiss her like if we were in a soap opera I hugged her tight,
kissed her with passion and then slapped her because how dare she?!
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#2
What flies through the jungle singing opera ?
The parrots of Penzance !
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#3
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
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#4
Before records were invented, people used to say: u sound
like an opera singer that keeps repeating himself
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#5
What do you call an epic space opera set during the Russian Revolution?
Tsar Wars
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#6
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth...
Then it's a soap opera.
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#7
What is the biggest plot twist in spanish soap operas?
When Rodrigo finds out he is his own mother
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#8
So my close friends kid wanted to be Batman.
So a murdered his parents after giving them tickets to the opera. He doesn't seem so keen now.
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#9
*Claps along
at an opera*
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#10
Did you hear about the opera singing monk?
He took a vow of Pavarotti.
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#11
Doctor Doctor I feel like a needle.
I see your point! Tell me straight Doc Is it bad? Well I ouldn't start watching any new soap operas!
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#12
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get
shampoo in your mouth Then it just becomes a soap opera.
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#13
What's big and grey and wears a mask ?
The elephantom of the opera !
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#14
What is a snakes favourite opera ?
Wriggletto !
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#15
Twitter is like a soap opera for some of you.
I'd like to be the one who sneaks into the hospital and unplugs your life support.
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#16
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
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#17
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth.
Then it just becomes a soap opera.
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#18
Have you ever gotten shampoo in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Turns into a real Soap Opera.
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#19
The company that makes the Opera browser have asked Sir Patrick
Stewart to redesign their logo They want him to make its O.
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#20
[at stadium with child] Me: That is batball.
[at the races] Me: That is horse circles. [at the opera] Me: This is horned yodeling.
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