What Are Oprah Jokes?
Oprah Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of oprah jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I'm less upset with Lance Armstrong lying about taking performance-enchancing
drugs than I am at Oprah for lying about retiring.
#2
Her pussy was such the color purple
Oprah winfrey starred as the clit
#3
What's the difference between Barbara Walters and Oprah?
Oprahs Black
#4
Playboy Magazine has announced that they will no longer publish nude pictures in their magazine.
O, The Oprah Magazine, has vowed to pick up the slack.
#5
Oprah lost a fortune in the stock market.
Don't worry, she gained it all back.
#6
Jenna Jameson to Oprah, "There's a little bit of Jenna Jameson
in everyone." I'm pretty sure she got that backwards.
#7
YOU'RE GETTING SNOW!
AND YOU'RE GETTING SNOW! AND YOU'RE GETTING SNOW! -Oprah Winfrey. Meteorologist
#8
I have a confession too Oprah.
For years I have been stealing statuses from all over the Internet and passing them off as my own original thoughts.
#9
Why doesn't Oprah Winfrey have sex with her husband?
She doesn't have a husband.
#10
OPRAH AND AIRPORT SECURITY Q: Did you hear why Rosie O'Donnell got arrested?
A: Airport security lifted up her dress and found 200 pounds of crack.
#11
tongued ellen told oprah on her show that ...she lost her first love to
a well hung tongue oprah replied....gosh,that sounds like a mouth full
#12
Pharmacist: need any help?
Me: Yes, I'd like whatever Oprah was on when she gave each and every audience member a car
#13
Avian Oprah outside my bedroom window: "YOU get a worm!
And YOU get a worm!" They're going nuts out there.
#14
What do you call Oprah on drugs?
Doprah
#15
Oprah says we all have a small child inside of us longing to get
out & omg why isn't anyone talking about Oprah eating children?
#16
If Oprah took over Favstar, everyone
would get a trophy.
#17
What do Hitler and Oprah have in common?
Neither could finish a race
#18
Why does Starbux call it an Oprah chai?
Does it taste like Gayle?
#19
Lance Armstrong got emotional during his Oprah interview, but numerous
sources are reporting that he used performance enhancing onions.
#20
Oprah and Hilary have a backup plan if trump wins The catcher
in the rye is going to be featured in Oprah's book club
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