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What Are Orchard Jokes?

Orchard Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of orchard jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Dad do you like baked apples?
Yes son why? The orchard's on fire.
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#2
I fucked a girl in an apple orchard once
It was great until i came in cider
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#3
My friend told me he wanted to plant an orchard.
I told him to grow a pear.
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#4
I had sex with a girl in an apple
orchard, I came in cider.
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#5
ROBOT: You cannot defeat us ENGLISH TEACHER: Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?
ROBOT: [twitch, spark]
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#6
the doctors gnash their teeth and howl through the night,
but they dare not breach the lines of my apple orchard
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#7
What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp?
apple juice
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#8
Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?
Someone told him he should get an apple Mac
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#9
I had sex in an orchard today.
I came in cider.
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#10
[NSFW] where's the best place to have sex?
In an Apple orchard, you always get to cum in cider.
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#11
I just went to the apple orchard with my girlfriend...
My only complaint was I didn't get to be in cider.
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#12
Did you know they buried Steve Jobs in an orchard?
Yep. He's still pushing apples.
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#13
Just had sex in an Apple Orchard.
I came in cider.
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#14
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away how
many orchards does it take for a lawyer?
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#15
If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard how many hours would it take three pigs?
None because the six pigs have already eaten them all.
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#16
Today I had sex with a girl in an apple orchard...
And came in cider. Source: Bo Burnham. So goddamn funny.
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