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#1
Omg!
Leonardo DeCaprio! Wanna hear a joke about the Oscars? Never mind, you probably won't get it anyways...
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#2
The Golden Globes are like the Oscars
produced by a former Soviet republic.
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#3
During the Oscars "In Memoriam" my dad pointed out a lot of Jewish people had died,
I told him it isn't surprising, they do tend to die all at once like that.
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#4
The director of "A Girl in the River" went to high school with me in Karachi!
She won an Oscar! This is not gonna help w my parents. #Oscars
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#5
A joke Chris Rock should have used at the Oscars The Oscars....
where the carpets are red and the candidates are white.
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#6
Kudos to NPH for keeping it brief.
#Oscars
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#7
Whats the only thing more White Supremacists
then hardcore Rednecks The Oscars
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#8
Black actors boycott Oscars...
No slave or MLK movies this year.
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#9
Sometimes i feel like girls are like
oscars And im leonardo dicaprio :(
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#10
I think the Oscars would be a lot more interesting if they had a "Best Nip Slip" category...
or "Best Back Burger."
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#11
Louie C.K.'s Honda Civic joke at
the Oscars Really struck Accord
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#12
So nice of the Oscars to give this tribute
to Selma then not nominate it for anything
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#13
What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?
It's a fugazi.
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#14
What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?
Ones green and the other is black
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#15
So from now on I believe in talking bears until someone can logically
explain how that Ted scene just happened on the #oscars
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#16
Despite having no nominations this year, I'm certain
that black folks will clean up at The Oscars.
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#17
What's the difference between the Oscars and the BET Awards?
Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.
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#18
I may not have as many Oscars as Leo anymore but...
I've still got as many Tour De France wins as Lance Armstrong.
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#19
This year's Oscars are just like Zero Dark Thirty.
We know how it's gonna end, but let's all pretend it's suspenseful.
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#20
leonardo dicaprio would have won 8 oscars by now
if he was named after one of the cooler turtles
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