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Own Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of own jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Dad I spotted a Dalmatian!
No need to it already has its own spots!
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#2
If I had 3 wishes I'd spend them on my daughter.
Happiness, success and her very own little shithead who refuses to replace the TP roll.
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#3
Q: What do you get when you cross a sheep and a porcupine?
A: Nobody knows, but whatever it is, it knits its own sweaters.
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#4
Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
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#5
A guy just yelled at me for tweeting and driving.
I told him to get off my fucking hood and mind his own business.
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#6
I have an idea for a make-your-own hotdog place It's
called "What's the Wurst That Could Happen?"
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#7
What is the biggest plot twist in spanish soap operas?
When Rodrigo finds out he is his own mother
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#8
During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
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#9
Joss Whedon should open his own version of a Tractor Supply store, with gardening and animal supplies ...
... he could call it Whedon Feed 'n Weed-n-feed
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#10
Now that food has replaced sex in my life,
I cant even get into my own pants.
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#11
Chuck Norris is his own
line at the DMV.
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#12
Twitter 1 Act: -Person misreads sarcasm -You point out it's sarcasm -"I
know I was being sarcastic back" -Sharpen pencil, jam it in own eye
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#13
What's an extroverted accountant?
One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
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#14
Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos?
A: They make great anchors!
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#15
It was so cold in D.C.
today... ...that I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
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#16
Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?
It's two tired.
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#17
Chuck Norris doesn't own a can opener,
he just chews through the can.
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#18
How many husbands have I had?
You mean apart from my own?
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#19
A man walks into a bar...
He asks the barman "do you serve women here?" The barman replies "no, sorry, you'll have to bring your own."
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#20
whenever I see "likes her own status" on facebook,
a little bit of me dies and becomes a horcrux.
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