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Pageant Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of pageant jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?
Using saxitoxin.
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#2
The woman who injected her 8-year old with Botox for beauty pageants has lost custody...
The child didn't look surprised...
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#3
What do you call a bovine beauty pageant winner?
A big Miss Steak.
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#4
Why were there only 49 contestants in the National Ebonics Beauty Pageant?
Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says "Idaho".
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#5
Miss Universe pageant will be awesome when the sluts
from other planets finally decide to show up.
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#6
How much longer?
Did you bring any snacks? They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet? - me watching my kids Christmas pageant
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#7
Yo mama so fat...
...every year she win the Mrs. Hungary Pageant without even entering.
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#8
How can you pick out the prostitute in the miss America pageant.
She's the one wearing the sash that says Idaho.
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#9
How do you figure out which contestant in a Ms.
America pageant is a prostitute? Look for the one with the sash that says "I da ho".
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#10
If I was ever on Jeopardy I would call Trebek the wrong name like I'd never heard of him.
"I'll take Beauty Pageants for 400, Jason."
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#11
The woman who injected her 8-year old daughter with Botox for beauty pageants has lost custody.
The child didn't look surprised.
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#12
Politics have really just become an emotional beauty pageant But you know...
Women's Rights
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#13
What do you call the annual cat beauty pageant?
The adora-bowl.
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#14
How can you spot the prostitute at the Miss America pageant?
She's wearing a sash that says Idaho.
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#15
The last 60+ Miss Universe pageant winners have
been from earth I don't know man, seems fixed.
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#16
The Miss Universe pageant is fixed.
All the winners are from Earth.
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#17
You hear what happened to the beauty pageant contestant that came out covered in beef cuts?
she was ms. steak'n... and got grilled
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#18
A woman was arrested yesterday for injecting her 8 year daughter with
botox before a beauty pageant The child did not look surprised
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#19
The woman who injected her 8-year old daughter with botox for beauty pageants lost custody.
Her child did not look surprised...
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Why do people enjoy Pageant Jokes?
Pageant Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and pageant jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Pageant Jokes safe for all ages?
Most pageant jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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