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What Are Painter Jokes?

Painter Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of painter jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Who is the richest painter ever?
Monet.
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#2
A model asked a painter girl "Why do you always paint me
in black and white" "There is no u in color" She said
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#3
Painters wear all white while they
paint like they don't give a fuck.
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#4
Who is a bodybuilder's favourite painter?
[Gainsborough](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Gainsborough) ^Pronounced ^"Gainz, ^brah"
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#5
What did Obama say to his depressed painter?
It's going to be all white.
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#6
Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?
Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.
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#7
What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
"I love you with all my art!"
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#8
What did the painter do when he was angry?
He made a scene.
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#9
How do painters stay warm?
They add another coat.
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#10
I was a house painter for five years I didn't
think I'd ever finish that fucking house
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#11
Jackson Pollock - great painter
piss poor pictionary partner
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#12
What does a painter do when he gets cold?
Puts on another coat.
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#13
What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?
Mohammed Dali
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#14
Why was Hitler such a bad painter
He could only paint reichtangles
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#15
House Painter I was a house painter for five years, I
never thought I was going to get that house painted.
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#16
Security: Animals aren't allowed in this art gallery, sir.
Me: It's my guide dog. Dog: Picasso, born 25/10/1881, was a Spanish painter...
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#17
What do you call a painter with a brown finger?
Picasso
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#18
What do post-impressionist painters sing when painting a Frozen landscape?
Let it Gogh!
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#19
Who is the greatest painter of this century?
Pigcasso!
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#20
Who was the fattest Renaissance painter?
Donutello * I love pun jokes give me some more
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