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Painting Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of painting jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
My kids saw a painting of Jesus & both thought it was Bob Marley.
Clearly, I'm going to hell. My kids don't know what Bob Marley looks like
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#2
How do two lesbians pass their time when on their period?
Finger painting.
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#3
What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?
You can't make your van gogh.
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#4
How does someone pay for a painting?
With Monet
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#5
[2 paintings talking] "hey man, guess what im doing this weekend?" please
dont say it "JUST HANGING!" i wanna move to a different gallery
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#6
I love how we all talk about The Last Supper painting & nobody mentions
that all 13 of those guys were sitting on the same side of the booth
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#7
Leonardo da Vinci's painting The Last Supper depicts all apostles and Jesus sitting on one side of the table.
There must have been a show and karaoke.
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#8
If what we are doing here is art, then my Tweets could
be classified as kindergarten finger painting.
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#9
Its sad...
Its sad that Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence instead of his brilliant paintings of tunnels
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#10
What was the cat painting
A self pawtrait.
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#11
I wanted a painting that wouldn't
get boring so I painted a mirror.
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#12
Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?
He wanted more Monet in his wallet.
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#13
So I'm going to start a business offering landscaping, painting,
moving and other handy man services called Manuel labor
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#14
[1st day at Subway] Boss: u said u'd done this before Me: [painting myself
in marinara sauce] I'm really more of an abstract sandwich artist
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#15
I'm not real familiar with who this Rorschach guy is...
...but he sure loves painting pictures of naked dudes.
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#16
"Paintings or it didn't
happen." - 1700's-1920
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#17
To trick people into thinking I understand things at a museum I
stand in front of every painting and silently count to twenty.
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#18
It's wrong!
If gay marriage is legal who will stop me marrying this painting of a horse. This majestic painting. Who will stop me kissing it
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#19
Rorschach has some nice paintings I'm just confused
why they are all pictures of my penis
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#20
Sorry I said, "Whoa, hope he's good at math." when
you showed me your kid's finger painting.
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