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Paints Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of paints jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?
So he could hide in the cherry tree.
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#2
The artist jumped from a bridge, carrying all of his favorite paints and pastels.
At least he passed with flying colors.
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#3
John is swinging Lisa around with a period of 0.5 revolutions per second.
What happens when the period is increased? John Unexpectedly paints his walls red.
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#4
Two part joke Q.
How does an elephant hide in an apple tree? A. He paints his balls red. Q. What's the loudest sound in Africa? A. Giraffes eating apples.
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#5
The boss of Dulux paints has died of hypothermia while trekking across the Antarctic.
Medics say he needed a second coat.
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#6
[aircraft carrier] *paints a T on the helipad* Captain: No it has to have an H Me: Why?
*train sounds approaching* Captain: Oh dear god
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#7
How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?
She paints a target icon around the outlet.
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#8
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Witch
Doctor Barbie ...with potions and face paints
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#9
Van Gogh: "Dude, I saw this hella vase of sunflowers today." Gauguin:
"Pics, or it didn't happen." [van gogh pulls out oil paints & easel]
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#10
How does an elephant hide in the jungle?
It paints its balls red and climbs up a cherry tree. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? A giraffe eating cherries.
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#11
Afraid your kid might be a commie?
Well if he paints one of his bedroom walls red with some yellow stars or a hammer and sickle, that's a huge red flag.
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#12
*paints car camouflage*
*stops making payments*
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#13
What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?
Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
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#14
While it paints me to say this...
I'm really not much of an artist.
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#15
Preparing a work evaluation for someone who adds shit to my day on a regular.
Wondering if "inbred whackadoodle" paints a full picture.
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#16
Her: "My baby paints with her food because she's artistic." Me: "That
or your baby paints with her food because she's a goddamn baby."
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#17
1.How does a elephant hide in the jungle?
2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle? 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.
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#18
What does Stalin do on a night out?
Paints the town red
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