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What Are Pair Jokes?

Pair Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of pair jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Because he had a hole in one.
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#2
What did the male computer say to the female computer?
He said: "Ay gurl, I'd like to put my twisted-pair cable into your RJ45 jack so I can fill you up with my sweet, sweet data frames".
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#3
A homeless man told me this one.
(Kinda NSFW) Why do women have two pairs of lips? One to bitch with, and one to apologize with.
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#4
I want to adopt two kids...
... with cancer, both named Jordan. I've always wanted a sick pair of Jordans.
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#5
Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair of water-skis?
A: She's still looking for a lake with a slope.
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#6
I asked Santa for something to wear and something to play with...
He brought me a pair of trousers with holes in the pockets. Merry Christmas everyone!
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#7
Just got my first pair of bifocals (nsfw)
and boy do they make my cock look huge
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#8
I bought a pair of shoes from a ginger.
I have no idea why he sold them to me, they have no soles.
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#9
Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?
Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.
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#10
What's better than a pair of Emerency Medical Technicians?
A paramedic(s)!
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#11
DOROTHY: What do these shoes do?
GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame [tries new pair] And these? G: Wait- D: [clicks heels] [turns into hamburger]
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#12
If she owns more than 4 pairs of yoga
pants, expect A LOT of text messages
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#13
Me: I'm going shopping.
Him: If you buy more than one pair of shoes I'm divorcing you. Me: Deal!
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#14
What do you call a pair of snakeskin trousers?
Serpants.
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#15
Why can't you have two Apple watches?
Because then it would be a pair (pear)!
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#16
What is the sexiest pair of lingerie?
Your mother's thigh highs and a Freudian slip.
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#17
A Jewish boy asked his father...
for fifty dollars for a pair of sneakers. His father replied "Forty dollars?! What do you need thirty dollars for?!"
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#18
What comes in pairs?
seeds
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#19
Q.
What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster? A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)
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#20
I just bought a pair of Nike's from a drug dealer.
(other brands are available) I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all night.
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Pair Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and pair jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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pair jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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