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#1
Goddammit, my parole officer says none of my RTs count towards community service.
This has been a huge waste of time.
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#2
"Four more years!
Four more years! Four more years!" The parole board chants, as I enter my hearing. This was not a good sign.
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#3
Aaron Hernandez found guilty of first-degree murder He has been sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole.
Not sure how much longer he's going to remain a "tight end"
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#4
Arron Hernandez found guilty of first-degree murder He has been sentenced to life in prison without parole.
I'm not quite sure how much longer he is going to remain a "tight end"
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#5
Well Done to Barack Obama...
The first Black man to hear the words 'four more years' without them being spoken by a Judge during a parole hearing.
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#6
Parole officer: Come in and take a seat [me, finishing
a jail term for stealing chairs] *starts sweating*
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#7
The shortest sentence in the English language is "go." What is the longest?
Life without parole
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#8
[parole hearing] "What will u do if released?" "Kill everyone on the jury." "What?" "Buy everyone jewellery." "Aw.
Granted."
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#9
[parole hearing] OFFICER: are u reformed?
ME: I O: go on M: I th O: tell us M: I'm O: yes M: can I finish my sentence O: ok parole denied
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#10
Why don't English teachers like parole?
They prefer complete sentences.
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#11
Yo momma so white...
...she thinks mayonaise is a spice. ...when she goes to vote, her name is still on the list. ...when she goes to jail, she gets parole.
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#12
I've just bought a film on DVD about a prisoner that finally gets parole.
I've waited years for it to be released.
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#13
My dog got hit by a train today & we found out my brother didn't make parole.
Talk about a case of the Mondays!!
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#14
PAROLE BOARD: And what would you do if released?
ME: Crimes. PB: Excuse me? ME: *leans into mic* RHYMES. I'M SUPER INTO POETRY NOW.
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#15
My dad likes to come to my office & tell the receptionist he's my parole
officer in case you were wondering how I turned out like this.
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#16
What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?
Parole.
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#17
My parole officer said "You know who you hurt the
most when you go joyriding?" "Joy's husband."
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