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Parsley Jokes

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Parsley Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of parsley jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
BRUCE LEE: Be formless, shapeless, like water.
HARPER LEE: Things are never as bad as they seem. PARSLEY: I am a stalk vegetable.
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#2
How are parsley and pubic hair similar?
You push them both aside and start eating.
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#3
What's the difference between Pussy and Parsley?
Nobody eats Parsley. (said at Christmas dinner by my 100 year old great Aunt)
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#4
What's the difference between parsley and pussy?
No one likes to eat parsely.
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#5
My friend told me that my herb garden looks like a mullet.
I keep the basil in the front and the parsley in the back.
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#6
The IRS is going to start garnishing my wages.
I think I'll enjoy getting a sprig of parsley in my paycheck.
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#7
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley.
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#8
What do parsley and pussy hair have in common?
You push it aside and keep eating. Credit to a coworker that told me this last night.
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#9
If a parsley farmer is sued...
can they garnish his wages?
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#10
I put a lot of basil, parsley, rosemary and thyme in my old Volkswagen Beetle...
..it became herby.
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#11
What's the difference between parsley and pussy?
Nobody eats parsley.
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#12
What's the difference between parsley and pussy?
Nobody ever eats parsley.
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#13
What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge?
Elvis Parsley
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#14
Q: What's green and sings?
A: Elvis Parsley.
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#15
What's the difference between parsley and pussy?
Who eats parsley?
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#16
Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?
Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.
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#17
what is a vegetable's favorite singer?
elvis parsley what is a fly's favorite singer? gnat king cole
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#18
How is parsley and pubic hair alike?
You just brush them off to the side and keep eating
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#19
Q: What's green, and sings?
A: Elvis Parsley
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#20
Did you hear about the cook who stole parsley from his restaurant?
They had to [garnish](http://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/garnish) his wages.
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