What Are Pass Jokes?
Pass Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of pass jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
If I donate blood and you're in an unfortunate circumstance of needing
it don't blame me for never being able to pass a drug test again.
#2
How did Kobe Bryant go on his math test?
He didn't pass.
#3
Hitler killed himself for only for one reason He saw his gas bills Also, He said Pass the juice, not Gas the Jews.
*not meaning to be rude to anyone who is a jew as this is a joke*
#4
Just been to my first Muslim birthday party.
The musical chairs was a bit slow, but fuck me the pass the parcel was quick!
#5
I'm not surprised the Seahawks chose to pass...
Lynch was only there so he wouldn't get fined.
#6
If you don't drink, smoke or do drugs you may live long enough to be a real burden to loved ones.
Please pass the wine.
#7
I once was bored so I decided to eat a clock to *pass the time*.
It was very *time consuming*. Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk
#8
I've been married to my wife for 34 years.
We now only have hallway sex... When you pass each other in the hallway and both just say "Fuck You"
#9
Where are the baby leeks?
In it's nappy! (diaper for my american friends) (I work in a supermarket, this is how I pass the time)
#10
Give me one reason why I shouldn't pass this math class "You held
up 2 fingers just now" Ok then give me that many reasons
#11
"Dad, what's a sponsored tweet?" "A way for Twitter to make money, I guess.
Now, pass the Metamucil with 100% Natural Psyllium Fiber."
#12
I wish I was a baby so I could pass out in public
with a bottle and no one would look twice.
#13
Pete Carroll was approached by a hooker
last night but he said "I'll pass"
#14
My wife's celebrity "free pass" is Paul Rudd, and mine is my wife because
yah right like I'm gonna walk into *that* propeller blade.
#15
What does a chemist say when he needs someone to pass the salt?
"Please pass the salt."
#16
[Programming] Stupid Bugs...
99 bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code. Take one down, pass it around, 127 bugs in the code. Credit: Benetha619, who donated $5.00 during SethBling's stream today.
#17
A bunch of NBA players decided to have a holiday party.
They each brought a pass to dish.
#18
Two elephants are in a bath tub One asks the other "Pass the soap".
The other one replies, "No soap, Radio!"
#19
2 condoms are walking down the street and pass a gay bar...
One turns to the other and says "Hey, you wanna go get shit faced?"
#20
Why can't mexicans pass the border in groups of three?
Because there's a sign that says No Tres-passing
Why People Enjoy Pass Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and pass jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love pass jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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