What Are Passing Jokes?
Passing Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of passing jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#21
I don't mean to brag about my patience, but I just waited 5 whole
seconds before passing a student driver and flicking them off.
#22
Why can't you cross the Mexican border in groups of three?
There's no tres-passing!
#23
A man walks through the forest and sees a shark passing by ...
the man asks 'Hey shark, shouldn't you rather be in an ocean?' Shark says 'Yeah, I should.'
#24
What's the most beautiful thing in Advanced Physics?
A passing grade. :)
#25
Sad to hear of the passing of Liesl von
Trapp at the age of 73, going on 74.
#26
Tonight's forecast.
Mostly drunk with a slight chance of passing out.
#27
I was passing a Chinese restaurant the other day on my way home...
And thought "when in Rome" so I got general tso's
#28
I have a confession too Oprah.
For years I have been stealing statuses from all over the Internet and passing them off as my own original thoughts.
#29
Giving birth?
Passing a gallstone? Monica Seles tennis match? Possible scenarios from sounds emitted from chic on elliptical next to me
#30
The two year anniversary of Fred Phelps death was on Saturday.
I hope no one made any tasteless jokes about his passing. After all, God hates gags.
#31
Steve-"My wife is a very careful driver".
Smith-"How do you know that"? Steave-"She Always Slows down when passing a red light"!
#32
Why did only 2 Mexicans cross the border?
The sign said "No Trespassing" (TRES-Passing)
#33
A man who has no right arm and no right leg falls off his wheelchair Thankfully, a woman passing by noticed him and approached him, offering some help.
"Are you alright?" "No, I'm not. I'm all left."
#34
An old Vermonter is sitting on his porch.
A New Yorker is passing by and stops to chat. He asks the old timer, "Have you lived here all your life." "Not yet."
#35
Sometimes passing by a nursing home is the only reminder
I need to go buy my kids whatever they want.
#36
I'll throw corrosive acid in the face of anyone who casually
glaces at my computer screen while passing my cubicle.
#37
The movie industry has been irresponsible in the way
it has glamorized getting splashed by a passing car.
#38
*Passing the same coworker in the hallway more than
once: Don't look at me, I already said "Hi" to you.
#39
I came up with a new word that means taking someone else's work and passing it off as my own.
Plagiarism
#40
What does an Irish Samuel L Jackson say when passing someone on the street?
Top of the Mornin' Muthafucka!
Why People Enjoy Passing Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and passing jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love passing jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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