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Pearl Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of pearl jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I drop kicked a Japanese woman today After holding the door open for her, she said to
me "Sank you" How dare she bring up Pearl Harbor like that after my nice gesture!
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#2
My grandfather never forgave the Japanese for Pearl Harbor...
...until I explained to him that it was the Americans who made that movie.
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#3
If you want to touch the sky...
Fuck a duck and you will fly! (I don' know who is credited with first saying this time-honored literary pearl.)
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#4
So I'm holding the door for this Japanese guy...
He looks over to me and says "Sank you!" Can't believe he just brought up Pearl Harbor like that.
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#5
Ghetto people are always naming their kids after stuff they cant afford:
Mercedes, Diamond, Bentley, Pearl, Light Bill, Rent, Car Insurance.
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#6
Got so drunk last night that I was able to translate
three Pearl Jam albums into English
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#7
If you think "Pearl Jam" Is an oriental
sex act, you might be a redneck
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#8
Asians are such bad drivers..
I'm beginning to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
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#9
What does a Jewish man attacking Pearl Harbour say?
Torah! Torah! Torah!
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#10
I just held the door open for a Japanese guy and he said, "Sank you" So I punched him in the face.
I can't believe he brought up Pearl Harbor just like that.
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#11
You're pretty like a pearl...
...Pearl Harbor; all shot up.
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#12
I just held the door open for an Asian guy.
He said, "Sank you," so I punched him in the face. I can't believe he brought up Pearl Harbor like that.
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#13
Did you hear about the guy who is half black and half Japanese?
Every December 7th he attacks Pearl Bailey.
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#14
I held the door open for a Japanese woman today and she said, "sank
you." Pretty fucked up for her to bring up Pearl Harbor like that.
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#15
I like when a girl wears a pearl necklace But only for the first 10 seconds or so.
You know, before it's hard and crusty
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#16
Hi reddit, I'm a Japanese pearl diver!
AMA.
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#17
Did you hear about the guy who was half black and half Japanese?
On every Dec. 7, he would attack Pearl Bailey.
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#18
Anybody wanna play Pearl Harbour?
I lay down and you blow me to heavens!
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#19
Asians are so bad at driving...
I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
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#20
"I gave that guys wife a
pearl necklace" -Oysters
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