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#1
A talking penguin walked into a bar and the bar tender said: "Hey, we don't usually get a
lot of talking penguins." And the penguin responded: "Well, no wonder - at these prices!"
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#2
ME What's a penguins favourite relative?
Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN . . ME [makes flies over head motion] PENGUIN I don't know what that means
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#3
they say penguins mate for life, but that's bullshit
cause my penguin left me first chance she had
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#4
Cop: Tell us what you know!
Me: Penguins are monogamous creatures with noted cases of bisexuality Cop: *typing up his science report*
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#5
3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep.
The other wants to know if penguins have knees.
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#6
What do penguins do in a race?
They peng-win
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#7
[NSFW] why do penguins have flat dicks?
Because they masturbate like this *imitates penguin flapping arms*
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#8
[airport] For $800 more you can upgrade to Arctic Class What's that?
Same as coach but the flight staff is penguins [slaps table] SOLD
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#9
Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub.
One says to the other "Pass the soap." The other says. "Ice cream doesn't have bones."
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#10
Two cows were talking in a field..
One said to the other, "Have you heard about that mad cow disease?" The other says, "Yeah, good thing we're penguins".
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#11
Only 3 living beings are immune to cold: 1)Polar bears 2)Penguins .
And. . . . 3)Females wear!ng sleeveless & backless in winter parties.
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#12
First rule of flight
club...no penguins.
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#13
"All dressed up and nowhere
to go." - penguins
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#14
So two penguins are sitting in a bathtub...
And one says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" and the other says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"
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#15
I'm finally part of the cool crowd!
*waddles off with colony of penguins*
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#16
"They say penguins can't fly.
Can't? Or never got the chance?" I whisper in the penguin's ear, shoving him out of the aircraft.
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#17
I figured those penguins would
thrive in our freezer but no.
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#18
Why did ISIS invade Antarctica?
They saw a documentary about penguins and thought the continent was full of devout Islamic women.
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#19
Turns out 6 foot penguins don't exist, in related
news, I might have just ran over a nun.
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#20
Penguins can't fly.
Sometimes I get bummed out thinking about that. But then I remember I don't have to clean penguin shit off my car.
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