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Permanent Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of permanent jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What happened to Frankenstein's stupid son?
He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's.
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#2
What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?
Permanent waves !
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#3
My girlfriend said she was leaving me because of my obsession
with soccer So I said "On loan or permanent transfer?"
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#4
What does suicide and marriage have in common?
(This one needs work...) Permanent solution to temporary problem.
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#5
implant permanent instagram filters on the cornea of my
eyes so everything I see looks nostalgic and vintage
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#6
What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?
A permanent ban from the petting zoo
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#7
I want a tattoo but i'm afraid to get one.
Not because it's permanent or the pain. I just don't want to talk to a stranger for 7 hours.
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#8
Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
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#9
When I study, I highlight with a black permanent
marker, forcing my brain to memorize that shit.
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#10
Interviewer: [looking through file] Are you still disruptive at nap time?
Me: Wow, they weren't kidding about that permanent record thing.
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#11
I can't picture myself getting a tattoo I'll get married
and have children, but a tattoo is just so permanent
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#12
You could probably win the US election by promising
to make the McRib a permanent McDonald's menu item.
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#13
What's it like living with Permanent Erection Disorder?
Some days are harder than others.
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#14
Women should come with
permanent mood rings.
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#15
Ugh.
It's bath time again and I always forget if you wash the baby on 'delicates' or 'permanent press'.
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#16
What is the only thing more permanent than a Sharpie marker?
A STD.
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#17
HI?
"The test results came back positive. You have only able to speak in state abbreviations disease" ME? "yes" OH "sorry it's permanent" OK
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#18
So I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley She said "Tenpin?"
I said, "No, it's a permanent job." - Tim Vine, King of the one liners.
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#19
Sit-ups are no fun, sharpie abs are definitely
the way to go if you want permanent results.
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#20
Having a mustache is a great way to stop people from drawing
a mustache on you in permanent marker while you sleep.
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Permanent Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and permanent jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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