What Are Perverts Jokes?
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#1
How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?
One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.
#2
How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out.
#3
Perverts have made it so you can't even park your makeshift surveillance
van conspicuously outside girls' college diving team meets anymore.
#4
You gotta wet it first, doesn't work dry.
The wetter the better. -whistling you perverts
#5
How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?
Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out.
#6
How many perverts does it take to change a lightbulb?
69
#7
Map Makers Are Perverts Give those guys
an inch, and they'll make it a mile
#8
I broke into your house and slept under your bed all
night to protect you from the perverts out there.
#9
A prickle of porcupines A murder of crows A flamboyance of flamingos A
twitter of depressed, alcoholic perverts A shrewdness of apes A parla
#10
how many sexual perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?
only one. but it takes an entire emergency room to get it out.
#11
Q: How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
A: Just one but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!
#12
People say Tinder users are perverts...
...but I think it's fantastic! I met my girlfriend of 18 months on there. I've been seeing her for a couple of weeks now and it's going great.
#13
How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one, but... It takes the entire ER department to get it back out.
#14
Musicians are perverts.
The drummer sits in the back beating it, the guitarist is constantly fingering minors, the bassist is slapping it around, and they all like the pianist.
#15
How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb?
Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.
#16
ariana grande looks like she was designed
in a lab by japanese perverts
#17
How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.
#18
Perverts and dogwalkers are the only people who go through
life excited for someone else to take a dump.
#19
Horny perverts are going to Brazil in record numbers since the Zika virus broke out because when they have sex they are 100% guaranteed to get a little head too!
Original reddit first joke!
#20
How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
Just the two... but it takes a whole dedicated team at emergency to remove it.
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